“Welcome to WTV’s Breaking News Update. I’m Yoshigirl97 and here’s the breaking news. If you watched today’s news about the Wacky Zingoz doll, then you know that Patches was destroyed by the Little Old Lady. Now we’re getting a live feed from the hospital.”
“Hi guys. My encounter with the Little Old Lady finished in a broken paw and leg. My ear has scratches all over it too. But my leg was seriously dammaged. I’m going in for surgery tomorrow…Oh Hi Little Old Lady!”
“Who’re you calling old? I’m Arte’s mother, so you’d better stand back!”
“OMG! %#!$@&! Ouch! I’ll sue…“
“Well there’s your feed from the hospital. That Little Old Lady is weird. So on this post, comment if you want to sue the Little Old Lady or Patches. This is Yoshigirl signing off!”
SIGN THE PETITION TO SAVE PATCHES!
SIGN THE PETITION TO TAKE AWAY LITTLE OLD LADIES!
SIGN THE PETITION TO TAKE AWAY ANNOYING TALKING BRATS!
SIGN THE PETITION TO TAKE AWAY PATCHES!
Which will you choose?

